Wholand Ferry Serviceby : Wholand Port Authority - June 5, 2012
The Wholand Port Authority is happy to announce the Wholand Ferry Service has resumed for the summer
However, unfortunately the fare has been raised for 2012. A spokesman from the Port Authority said "reluctantly we had to increase the fare to cover the increasing costs associated with the ferry service". It will now run you two cans of Old Milwaukee to make the cross. If you want to guarantee your cargo actually makes it, its suggested you consider a 6 pack.
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